Oh my, not many things would make me happier than this development. Actually, that’s not true, a great many things would. But in the interest of killing time and mercilessly mocking explosion-happy directors, yeah, Michael Bay being on Twitter is a godsend. Let the record show that I don’t hate EVERY Michael Bay movie; I enjoyed the first Bad Boys. And I hold no personal grudge toward the man (or the legions of people who pay to see his films).
In fact, now that it’s apparent he’s owning his crapness and using it to his advantage, you almost have to admire him. Almost. Anyway, here are a few sample tweets from Sir Michael:
Finally a day off, My brain is just swarming with robots…Probably off to a party tonight, could be awesome.
Cool stuff looks like I’m receiving the ShoWest 2009 Vanguard Award for excellence in filmmaking. Take that haters.
Working in the industry means even weekends are apt for making robots interact
Translation: Grrrrrh, I $&$)($! love robots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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