
In today’s least shocking discovery, it seems that in this slagging economy, fewer and fewer couples are getting married – and divorced. I’ll leave the hard-hitting analysis to the relationship experts, economists and sociologists, but I would like to weigh in. So I’ll just say this: If you’re going to get married, do it on the cheap, and if you’re rich, only marry someone you’re really, really fond of. Like Kristin Kreuk-level fond of.
See, that wasn’t obvious at all, was it?